OK... when exactly did we all get thrust into a Joseph Heller novel?
Bush says save foreign endangered species... by letting Americans hunt them.

Dubya says it's time we got back to slaughtering cool and nearly extinct species in foreign countries so we can once again claim our God-given right to owning an elephant foot umbrella stand.

"How do we save them, sir?"
"Why, by killing them, of course."
"So... the more we kill..."
"The more that will be saved."